Funny Quotes of the Day

"As careers go, you've got your ups, you've got your downs, peaks and valleys and all that. I may end up doing special appearances at shopping malls as Jack Sparrow."
~Johnny Depp's retirement plans aren't very glamorous

"Chris [Martin] is the face [of Coldplay], Wil is the leg, Guy is the arm, and I'm the chest hair."
~Hirsute Coldplay guitarist Jonny Buckland on the biological breakdown of the band